He's a mean old gorilla, he's a cave man with a club
he's a dancing ballerina stomping through your pub
he's a singer he's a kisser, he's a shadow in the night
he'll be anything you want him and you know he'll do it right

oh oh, he's coming through the door now
oh oh, hear the people scream and shout
oh oh, maybe he's coming your way
oh oh, you better watch out

CHORUS
Telegram Sam, he's a fun loving man
you better watch out, cause Sam's about
Telegram Sam, there's nowhere you can run
where ever he's found, you're gonna have fun

if you're gonna have a party and you want to have some fun
Sam has got to be there cause you know he's number one
he never had a victim that ever got away
he's the soul of every party just sit and watch him play

oh oh, he's coming through the door now
oh oh, hear the people scream and shout
oh oh, maybe he's coming your way
oh oh, you better watch out

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Words & Music By Nemo James