There's an old man who lives in the country
trying to find his way back home
rolling in and out of the meadow
banging away on my drum
oh oh what a story

there's an old black dog there beside him
who seems to be extremely pissed off
his masters got no money for bones
cause he's spent it all in the pub
oh oh he's feeling rough now

CHORUS
Nik nak paddy wak 
his dog has gone and won't go back
he's gone to find McDonald's farm
Nick nak paddy wak 
where the cows go moo and the ducks go quack
and they're raving it up in the barn
Nik nak paddy wak 
he's heading down a one way track
he's going to have a real good time
howling away in the moonlight
leaving all his troubles behind

the dog walks into McDonald's farmhouse
taken back by what he saw
there's an empty whisky bottle on the table
and McDonald's passed out on the floor
oh oh what a story

so he walks out into the farmyard
hoping to finds some news
but the animals are out of their skulls
cause they've also been at booze
oh oh pass the bottle

Nik nak paddy wak
his dog has gone and he won't go back
he's living in McDonald's farm
Nik nak paddy wak
where the ducks go moo and the cows go quack
they're raving it up in the barn 
Nik nak paddy wak
even old Tom Cobbly's dealing crack
he's having a bad good time
howling away in the moonlight
leaving their lives behind

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Words & Music By Nemo James