He sailed the seven seas in a banana
jumped out of a plane with just a kite
he used to date a centre page beauty queen
and of course they did it twenty times a night

he goes out hunting rabbits with an ouzi
and thanks God there's not a chance that they'll shoot back
he's sure that everybody must admire him
but everybody knows he's full of crap

CHORUS
Oh Oh don't you get them
there's one in every bar room in the land
oh oh you can't forget them
why we listen to them I'll never understand
oh oh don't you get them
and why is it so hard to get away
oh oh why do we let them
bore us silly each and every day

seven lives ago he was a pharaoh
with fifty wives and seven million cows
he doesn't see the irony in what he says
cause he still lives with his mummy even now

he was bought up in a shoe box in the city
where he had to share his dinner with the cat
of course he knows it all except for just one thing
he doesn't seem to know that he's a pratt

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Words & Music By Nemo James